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  • kshitijnt
    04-16 11:59 AM
    Best thing to do is, go out, take a stamp and reenter. No harm in that. If the I-94 is not attached to the approved L1A, then it is illegal otherwise it is legal.





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  • gctest
    10-04 03:52 PM
    finally approved... got magic emails this morning :D:D

    How does one go about canceling the pending EB2-NIW i-485 (possibly get the money back... will be glad to donate it all to IV :D:D)





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  • sganny
    11-05 09:06 PM
    this was known all along (maybe not in as much detail as shown by your post) and people still decided to vote the republicans. I am not surprised though because these were the same people who voted Bush for the 2nd term and the reason for voting Bush was that they thought he was the better guy to go out and have beer with!





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  • GCwaitforever
    03-17 09:13 PM
    Kudos to the core team for their work. These contributions reflect hope and resoluteness in our would-be immigrants, in spite of odds faced in a new country. This is the way to go.

    Fund raising should continue, even after we meet the initial goal. We should propagate the word around and seek ideas and cooperation from more future members.

    I placed the posters in local Indian Groceries. Tomorrow it is going to be in local temples. I passed on the flyer to an Irish friend of mine. Happy St. Patrick's day to you all.

    http://www.shamrock.org/

    :)



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  • permfiling
    10-28 01:23 PM
    Nope did not getthe I-797 yet, just an e-mail from USCIS. This was at NSC

    Did you get your physical green card? Have you completed your FP?


    I got the I-797 approval notice in mail but no card yet. I heard CARD takes few weeks.





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  • samrat_bhargava_vihari
    05-04 10:53 AM
    IV doest evaluate posts of members or give more or less importance to quantity or quality of posts.

    The software we use for forums (Joomla) is preconfigured to make a person "Senior member" when he/she posts 100 messages.

    IV core group or leadership doesnt have any interest in rating the quantity or quality of any posts from any members.

    My apologies!! I know it is software and I didn�t mean IV I mean software.
    I don�t want to blame any one here, rather I want them to understand that there is no importance to post if it comes from �Senior Member� , they are just their views/comments not facts.



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  • milind70
    08-07 09:28 PM
    Hi guys,

    How to determine to which service center we need to send our application packet? Is it based on the future job location described in the labor certificate or the present physical location of the applicant?

    Applying concurrent: 140/485

    present physical location(my present address) state comes under : TSC
    Future job location state comes under : NSC

    Confused...

    Thanks in advance

    It is based on where you live or what is your current address

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=eb7b5cdc2c463110VgnVCM1000004718190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=fe529c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD





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  • hmo
    07-18 09:40 AM
    my situation is similar to JunRN's. My RN position is with Union Contact. I got Prevailing Wage Survey in early July. By law I can only file I140 at least 30 days after sending the Union a copy of the petition, i.e., in earyly August. I also have similar concern that my PD will be in August.:mad:



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  • bho123
    08-11 11:33 PM
    Guys
    I have filed for my renewal EAD on May 29th at NSC. My current EAD expires on Sept 24th. I havent got the renewal EAD yet, where as my wife got it both applications were sent in the same envelope. I am working on EAD and am losing sleep since if my EAD doesnt come in time I will be out of my payroll.

    Has some one gone to the local USCIS office to get the interim EAD recently? I was told that option no longer exists.

    Can some one post the FAX #s to expedite EAD requests?


    yes that is true, Local uscis no longer provides interim EAD. they just place a request for interim EAD from their office only after your application has crossed 90 days from the receipt date (not notice date).





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  • forgerator
    11-15 09:42 AM
    why do we even need a bulletin in this case? sheer waste of time for even the folks publishing it,
    waste of gov resources, IT guy has to update, gov employee has to check, someone has to send out the release.

    Seems to me like its been decided by BO or HC .......go home everyone.

    agreed. Very frustrating to see the lack of movement.



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  • GcInLimbo
    02-10 01:34 PM
    The following link from immigration.com forums might give you some mental relief. As every one else said report to DOL if you were not paid.

    DOL obtains $638,000 in wages and debars a New Jersey Company for one year - Blogs - ImmigrationPortal Forums (http://forums.immigration.com/entry.php?266-DOL-obtains-638-000-in-wages-and-debars-a-New-Jersey-Company-for-one-year)





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  • kirupa
    08-20 06:25 PM
    Cake - that is by design. Place the contents of your grid inside a ViewBox control (WPF only I believe). Once you have done that, you will see the contents of your grid scale as its height gets altered.

    My earlier XAML snippet could be used when pasted between the <Window> tags. To try out what I just mentioned in this post, create a new WPF project called Animation and overwrite all of the XAML in Window1.xaml with the following:
    <Window
    xmlns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/winfx/2006/xaml/presentation"
    xmlns:x="http://schemas.microsoft.com/winfx/2006/xaml"
    x:Class="Animation.Window1"
    x:Name="Window"
    Title="Window1"
    Width="640" Height="480">
    <Window.Resources>
    <Storyboard x:Key="Storyboard1">
    <DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames BeginTime="00:00:00" Storyboard.TargetName="grid" Storyboard.TargetProperty="(FrameworkElement.Height)">
    <SplineDoubleKeyFrame KeyTime="00:00:00.5000000" Value="0"/>
    </DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames>
    <DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames BeginTime="00:00:00" Storyboard.TargetName="grid1" Storyboard.TargetProperty="(UIElement.RenderTransform).(TransformGroup.Childr en)[0].(ScaleTransform.ScaleY)">
    <SplineDoubleKeyFrame KeyTime="00:00:00.5000000" Value="2.93"/>
    </DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames>
    <DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames BeginTime="00:00:00" Storyboard.TargetName="grid1" Storyboard.TargetProperty="(UIElement.RenderTransform).(TransformGroup.Childr en)[3].(TranslateTransform.Y)">
    <SplineDoubleKeyFrame KeyTime="00:00:00.5000000" Value="96.5"/>
    </DoubleAnimationUsingKeyFrames>
    </Storyboard>
    </Window.Resources>
    <Window.Triggers>
    <EventTrigger RoutedEvent="FrameworkElement.Loaded">
    <BeginStoryboard Storyboard="{StaticResource Storyboard1}"/>
    </EventTrigger>
    </Window.Triggers>

    <Grid x:Name="LayoutRoot">
    <StackPanel>
    <Grid Height="100" Background="#FFF5FF00" x:Name="grid">
    <Viewbox HorizontalAlignment="Left" Width="100">
    <Button Content="Button"/>
    </Viewbox>
    </Grid>
    <Grid Height="100" Background="#FF00B3FF" RenderTransformOrigin="0.5,0.5" x:Name="grid1">
    <Grid.RenderTransform>
    <TransformGroup>
    <ScaleTransform ScaleX="1" ScaleY="1"/>
    <SkewTransform AngleX="0" AngleY="0"/>
    <RotateTransform Angle="0"/>
    <TranslateTransform X="0" Y="0"/>
    </TransformGroup>
    </Grid.RenderTransform>
    </Grid>
    </StackPanel>
    </Grid>
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  • hopefulgc
    07-15 01:54 PM
    your options will mostly expire worthless and should entail no action on your part..


    I have used AC21 to change jobs
    I have a closing statement from my previous employer mentioning the exercisable options.

    Here it goes:

    Exercisable Options

    Price $30
    grant date 1/10/2007
    Shares exercisable 400
    total price =12000

    Last date to exercise
    7/20/2008

    However the market share value for the company now is 26.00

    now my question is if I were to exercise before the last date will I be getting the total amount of $12000 or 26 x 400 = $10400 or the difference between the share values which is infact negative or nothing?

    I find it difficult understand this financial terms. I dont understand clearly the term 'Exercisable options' Is there a hidden treasure am going to get?????





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    05-15 12:56 PM
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  • parvezns
    01-17 07:36 PM
    Hey All,

    I am on H1B on Indian passport and my current H1B that is stamped on passport will expire on March 18, 2010.

    Recently, I got my H1b visa extension until 2012.

    I'm currently working for my end client "X" from last 2 years and H1b holder is company "Y".

    I am planning to go to India first two weeks of February and return on 17th Feb from EWR and returning back to EWR.

    I do hav an employment verification letter obtained from my manager at end client "X".

    I am planning to do my visa stamping while in Mumbai. I have 4 questions :

    1) Looking at the current scenario, where most of H1B stamping at Mumbai consulates are going through administrative process;
    do you recommend me to go to Mumbai for new visa stamping ?

    2) If I simply return on my current visa, will the officer at POE ask me - why I did not get new H1 stamped on passport when I have 30 days for current to expire ?
    Any advice ????????

    3) I have confirmed tickets for me, wife and kid to arrive at Newark. Do you guys think it is wise to change the aiport to some other airport ?

    4) Do you think dropping the plans going to India is more feasible than dealing through points 1-3 above.

    I need your advise as soon as you can. Please share with me your viewpoints in the best possible way.





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  • boreal
    09-21 11:56 AM
    I don't agree with more fees for 485 etc ...

    They are already taking too much money out of us ...
    Then lets just sit tight and hope everything would be done for us without shelling one extra dollar.

    Come on guys, we need to see this from the Govt's point of view too. What's in it for them to even begin considering the plight of us??



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  • vxb2004
    05-31 07:45 PM
    tpcool,

    I am not familiar with ur line of work. I am into manufacturing.I used my AC21 and working on EAD now.

    You can invoke AC21 and work either on h1b(provided newcompany transfers) or EAD. It is highly advisable NOT to port on a pending I-140.

    Hope this helps.





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  • vikki76
    07-02 02:16 AM
    If Gandhi hadn't shun his western style clothes and became a common indian-India's freedom struggle would have remained in hands of exclusive elite Congress.
    Congress was founded by a western person only, with sole aim of "Home Rule".
    Gandhi brought Freedom struggle to masses ,and when that spirit was awakened ,everybody decided to participate in struggle in their own way.
    Will 30 crore people followed Gandhi followed if he was wearing a three piece suite and speaking to famine ridden half starving Bengal?





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  • lecter
    December 21st, 2007, 06:35 AM
    Interesting post.
    the new 5D will eat everything that currently exists I am guessing (Apart from my 1Ds3.. hehe)

    Rob





    dilipb
    02-13 09:24 AM
    I am EB3, Indian, PD Aug 2004.
    This is stupid.
    "PD should be current to apply for 485
    and PD should also be current for them to approve my 485"

    Yup, retrogression sucketh.





    digital2k
    08-14 02:11 PM
    :)
    If this Robin Williams google his name he will get too many Hits and will be amazed to see how popular/famous he is among immigrant community just by working as a mail receiver at USCIS.

    Poor fellow - Polls got created in his name :rolleyes:



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